Inside Nanz w/ Your Host, the One and Only Jiggy
Feb 17, 2013 23:32:15 GMT -5
Post by Jiggy on Feb 17, 2013 23:32:15 GMT -5
1) You're Chilean, if I remember correctly. I have two questions about that: a) Tell us a bit about Chilean cuisine. Do you enjoy it, or do you eat salads, grilled chicken and other puto shit? b) Why does Chile hog so much coastline.
OH snap LOL ummm no NOT from CHILE you freak! I'm from Peru! Damn this is really a tough way to start the article if you ask me LOL. Ummm i'll answer the same questions tho so i dont just leave this blank even tho im furious about being called a Chilean LOL. Ummm where i grew up it was by the beach so we ate a lot of sea food. My favorite dish by far from it is Ceviche. Its fish cooked in lemon with yuca and onions and other stuff. A "miXto" adds other sea food in there like octopus shrimp and all that good stuff. I love that food. sucks trying to make it here tho because the fish is not nearly as fresh as the fish and stuff from Peru where they would sometimes literally fish it for you when you make your order. I love the food and yes we have grilled chicken and salads BORING!!!! i like it but eh give me some damn sea food and ill be happy
Second, LOL yeah fucking Chile hogs the coastline big time because they are assholes. They also stole a bunhc of that coast from us and they are constantly stealing our Pisco. Pisco is delicious and whoever claims it comes CHile can go fuck themselves LOL. Its liquor from grapes very strong i love it.
Lol at Nanz getting all offended. As if there is an actaul difference between the two. You're all Mexicans to us.
2) Fuck/Marry/Kill: Sofia Vergara, Beyonce, Kate Upton. Why?
Marry Beyonce no doubt. Love her music and she seems like a classy lady that i would love to spend the rest of my life with LOL she is just also so fucking hot that it gets me so hard. Speaking of hard ummm is there anything hotten in the world than Kate Upton right now ? I mean holy fuck dear lord! THe video of her jumping around? Ummmm im getting hard just thinking about it right now. Might take time off from answering these questions to go jerk it to her if im being honest LOLZ
Yup enough said IMO.
I would Kill Sofia Vergara. I mean she is really hot no doubt but i just dont have a huge thing for her i dont know why if im being honest. I heard she is also a bitch so that kinda turns me off if im being honest also i remember when she wasn't a huge star she was hotter then IMO. She had a more natural look i liked it.
She's a little less hippy than I like, but this Upton chick is something else...
3) What are your plans for the Lakers? How is the rebuild going so far?
Here we go YEE Lakers question YEE. Umm well the plans are to rebuild and tank for now. SUcks that this year we got the 10th pick and couldn't get a higher pick but i dont mind it as much because this draft kinda sucks my dick LOL. Also we made a bunch of trades this year and at one point we did have Josh Smith on the team so we got wins. Another reason we didn't tank very well was that we actually had solid talent on the team. Eddy scors a ton and sergio was also a great scorer. VC was on the team and so was Boozer for a while. I like the rebuild so far because we have cap and i like the talent that we have on the roster. A lot of good players like Tristian and PLayers that i like a ton like Kawhi Royce and Barnes. I'm gonna play royce at the point next year and AC and RC the shit out of him so yeee i can dig it. Should be a fun year next year. I think we will tank enough to get another top 10 pick but after that i think we can put together a winner during the 3rd year.
4) Are you surprised at how unspectacular David Lee has been in Boston so far? Still feel 5 picks was veto-worthy?
Umm didn't really look at him this year but 21 and 11 on 48% shooting is still pretty damn good. i think he will continue to get better tho because of all those great years he had in Sacramento. He is without a doubt still a fucking stud. As far as the trade getting veto'd ummmm well man that was an awful trade. I guess i would say yes because none of those picks are any good at all. I really dotn know what you were thinking about those picks but i think you could have at least gotten better ones from someone else LOL oh well shit happens!
If I hadn't immediately used half of those picks, I'd argue.
5) If you could switch teams with one other GM, which would you choose and why?
Ummmmmm to be honest i wouldn't switch team with anyone because i love being the lakers. Every league ive been the lakers and i just dont enjoy being in the league without being them LOL i know it weird but LOL i dont know. I guess talent wise the roster i would like to take over would... be... the clippers i guess LOL. Anthony Davis is gonna be such a stud i would like to have him without a doubt.
6) Who are you targeting in the upcoming draft? Any plans to move up or down?
This draft im targeting a big man. I really dont have a center but at 10 i dont think im gonna get anyone really worth a while. I dont know tho i really never plan things for the draft i just kinda wait until my pick is close to being up and thats when i look at the notes and who is left to see who i'll take. I always go for the player who might be a star rather than need so we'll see who is gonna be there for me
7) Tell us a little about your current core. Of them, who would you said had the best chance to be a Laker for life?
I really like my core a lot. I dont think we have that "Star" yet but Kawhi is close with some more points. Royce at the point is the real exciting piece that i have I think he should be pretty damn good at the point and so damn unique. As far as who will be a laker for life? I really hope Barnes becomes a stud because i like him a lot. I'll go with Royce because i think he is gonna be so unique the he will stay for a long time
8) Earlier this season, you told Spencer that it would come down to a HOU/ATL final. Has your opinion changed on either?
Well i took to long to answer this i guess LOLZZZZ ummmm i was half right! at the time the Suns hadn't made their big deals so i would have totally gone with them. Thought the Hawks were gonna win to be honest but the Suns pull it out. Pretty great series going to 7 games so i like that
9) How do you feel about the future fictional player drafts? Will it effect the league's current talent level?
I dont think so at all. I actually enjoy fake players because it takes away all the stuff we base on real life. It all depends on notes and ratings and i enjoy it. Last BBS when we got to fake players i had a blast. I remember how much it was to make some of those guys and how much fun the league was back then. I think version 3? Pretty damn sweet. I remember i one player.... Max Bates I think and his nickname was "master" Hilarious! This is also the time dave got fired for making a this one player and writting some weird notes on him lol got my friend aaron bummed
10) Tell us the funniest story you can think of in which your semen is actively involved.
Hahahah this is a damn good question. Umm i dont really have a hilarious one but i'll tell Hanes story. He was getting busy in a car, i forget if it was a blow job or a hand job but anyway.... when he was done i guess he got some jizz on his hand but before he could clean it this kid came up to the car and was like hey guys! So my friend hanes being a classy guy said hey man whats up and shook the kids hand while still having jizz on it LOL Hilarious poor kid everytime i see him i think about his hand having my friends jizz all over it LOL
Fucking classic!!!
11) Answer honestly: In your group of friends, are you Fez? If not, who?
Hhahahah ummm no not all. I would like to think I'm the Stamos of the group without a doubt. I have a great voice but cant hit the high notes. I have pretty damn good flow with the hair so thats hot. Also we can all agree ( and have agreed) that im just a good looking guy, and stamos is as good as it gets. However one thing i gotta add is that i have great jokes and im a pretty hilar guy so yeah. No doubt ill go with stmos with a little matthew mcconaughey oh yeah
Uncle Jesse?
12) What has been the single best moment for you in this current version of BBS? The worst?
Damn this version of BBS ? LOL ummmm really havent had it to be honest but if i need to pick the best i guess it would be when my friend Aaron was in the league and we would talk about it a little bit LOL that was good times. Ummm the worst would have to be Spence stepping down at that point i honestly thought that the league was over and it was so sad. Thankfully marty stepped up so thats awesome. Sucks that spence had to step down tho... he is just a cool cat.
13) Now 100% removed from the Deron/Bogut for CP3 trade, how do you look back on it?
I mean it was a bad trade without a doubt. Deron is the better PG but i lked cp3 a ton. I think i didn't realized how great Deron was until i lost him so that blows LOL. At that point i was soooo bored that i just wanted to see different names on my roster LOL the trade didn't make any sense whatsoever so it was whatever. Bogut is also pretty awesome so yeah i blew this trade. Classic me getting bored and doing something stupid.
I'm with ya on that one Nanz, I do it all the time.
14) Aside from Shabazz, which draftee do you think has the best chance to become all-league type player. Who looks like a bust waiting to happen.
Ummmm I havent looked at the draft at all LOL i know i should have but LOL I think that maybe Smart? With the right RCs and Acs he can become a pretty awesome point guard it seems. Love rebounding point guards so i dig him. Also Mclemore seems to be right on par with Shabazz so he is probably the safer bet. A bust? Well I mean there are a lot of players who will just be solid no real big time busts. You have Steven Adams who broph said is a boom bust so i guess i'll go with him. last time i tried on a very raw player i ended with Favors so LOL yeah pass on that. But who knows maybe i wont LOL (at this point i havent picked yet so LOL YEAH)
15) Who do you think has been the best player in this version of BBS so far? Who has the best chance to surpass him?
Timmy Duncan without a doubt. The guy is still probably the best player in the league right now! He is just so damn good and really has been the best player in this league since we started. So many awards and championships for this guy pretty damn awesome. I would think that Anthony Davis has the best chance because of how good Broph has already made him after his first year. I think with AC and RCs he has the chance to become just as good as Timmy maybe surpass him... though that seems real tough to imagine.
I would definitely agree. And would like to thank Mr. Huertas for taking a moment out of his alcohol soaked day to give us a view inside his weird Mexican mind.
OH snap LOL ummm no NOT from CHILE you freak! I'm from Peru! Damn this is really a tough way to start the article if you ask me LOL. Ummm i'll answer the same questions tho so i dont just leave this blank even tho im furious about being called a Chilean LOL. Ummm where i grew up it was by the beach so we ate a lot of sea food. My favorite dish by far from it is Ceviche. Its fish cooked in lemon with yuca and onions and other stuff. A "miXto" adds other sea food in there like octopus shrimp and all that good stuff. I love that food. sucks trying to make it here tho because the fish is not nearly as fresh as the fish and stuff from Peru where they would sometimes literally fish it for you when you make your order. I love the food and yes we have grilled chicken and salads BORING!!!! i like it but eh give me some damn sea food and ill be happy
Second, LOL yeah fucking Chile hogs the coastline big time because they are assholes. They also stole a bunhc of that coast from us and they are constantly stealing our Pisco. Pisco is delicious and whoever claims it comes CHile can go fuck themselves LOL. Its liquor from grapes very strong i love it.
Lol at Nanz getting all offended. As if there is an actaul difference between the two. You're all Mexicans to us.
2) Fuck/Marry/Kill: Sofia Vergara, Beyonce, Kate Upton. Why?
Marry Beyonce no doubt. Love her music and she seems like a classy lady that i would love to spend the rest of my life with LOL she is just also so fucking hot that it gets me so hard. Speaking of hard ummm is there anything hotten in the world than Kate Upton right now ? I mean holy fuck dear lord! THe video of her jumping around? Ummmm im getting hard just thinking about it right now. Might take time off from answering these questions to go jerk it to her if im being honest LOLZ
Yup enough said IMO.
I would Kill Sofia Vergara. I mean she is really hot no doubt but i just dont have a huge thing for her i dont know why if im being honest. I heard she is also a bitch so that kinda turns me off if im being honest also i remember when she wasn't a huge star she was hotter then IMO. She had a more natural look i liked it.
She's a little less hippy than I like, but this Upton chick is something else...
3) What are your plans for the Lakers? How is the rebuild going so far?
Here we go YEE Lakers question YEE. Umm well the plans are to rebuild and tank for now. SUcks that this year we got the 10th pick and couldn't get a higher pick but i dont mind it as much because this draft kinda sucks my dick LOL. Also we made a bunch of trades this year and at one point we did have Josh Smith on the team so we got wins. Another reason we didn't tank very well was that we actually had solid talent on the team. Eddy scors a ton and sergio was also a great scorer. VC was on the team and so was Boozer for a while. I like the rebuild so far because we have cap and i like the talent that we have on the roster. A lot of good players like Tristian and PLayers that i like a ton like Kawhi Royce and Barnes. I'm gonna play royce at the point next year and AC and RC the shit out of him so yeee i can dig it. Should be a fun year next year. I think we will tank enough to get another top 10 pick but after that i think we can put together a winner during the 3rd year.
4) Are you surprised at how unspectacular David Lee has been in Boston so far? Still feel 5 picks was veto-worthy?
Umm didn't really look at him this year but 21 and 11 on 48% shooting is still pretty damn good. i think he will continue to get better tho because of all those great years he had in Sacramento. He is without a doubt still a fucking stud. As far as the trade getting veto'd ummmm well man that was an awful trade. I guess i would say yes because none of those picks are any good at all. I really dotn know what you were thinking about those picks but i think you could have at least gotten better ones from someone else LOL oh well shit happens!
If I hadn't immediately used half of those picks, I'd argue.
5) If you could switch teams with one other GM, which would you choose and why?
Ummmmmm to be honest i wouldn't switch team with anyone because i love being the lakers. Every league ive been the lakers and i just dont enjoy being in the league without being them LOL i know it weird but LOL i dont know. I guess talent wise the roster i would like to take over would... be... the clippers i guess LOL. Anthony Davis is gonna be such a stud i would like to have him without a doubt.
6) Who are you targeting in the upcoming draft? Any plans to move up or down?
This draft im targeting a big man. I really dont have a center but at 10 i dont think im gonna get anyone really worth a while. I dont know tho i really never plan things for the draft i just kinda wait until my pick is close to being up and thats when i look at the notes and who is left to see who i'll take. I always go for the player who might be a star rather than need so we'll see who is gonna be there for me
7) Tell us a little about your current core. Of them, who would you said had the best chance to be a Laker for life?
I really like my core a lot. I dont think we have that "Star" yet but Kawhi is close with some more points. Royce at the point is the real exciting piece that i have I think he should be pretty damn good at the point and so damn unique. As far as who will be a laker for life? I really hope Barnes becomes a stud because i like him a lot. I'll go with Royce because i think he is gonna be so unique the he will stay for a long time
8) Earlier this season, you told Spencer that it would come down to a HOU/ATL final. Has your opinion changed on either?
Well i took to long to answer this i guess LOLZZZZ ummmm i was half right! at the time the Suns hadn't made their big deals so i would have totally gone with them. Thought the Hawks were gonna win to be honest but the Suns pull it out. Pretty great series going to 7 games so i like that
9) How do you feel about the future fictional player drafts? Will it effect the league's current talent level?
I dont think so at all. I actually enjoy fake players because it takes away all the stuff we base on real life. It all depends on notes and ratings and i enjoy it. Last BBS when we got to fake players i had a blast. I remember how much it was to make some of those guys and how much fun the league was back then. I think version 3? Pretty damn sweet. I remember i one player.... Max Bates I think and his nickname was "master" Hilarious! This is also the time dave got fired for making a this one player and writting some weird notes on him lol got my friend aaron bummed
10) Tell us the funniest story you can think of in which your semen is actively involved.
Hahahah this is a damn good question. Umm i dont really have a hilarious one but i'll tell Hanes story. He was getting busy in a car, i forget if it was a blow job or a hand job but anyway.... when he was done i guess he got some jizz on his hand but before he could clean it this kid came up to the car and was like hey guys! So my friend hanes being a classy guy said hey man whats up and shook the kids hand while still having jizz on it LOL Hilarious poor kid everytime i see him i think about his hand having my friends jizz all over it LOL
Fucking classic!!!
11) Answer honestly: In your group of friends, are you Fez? If not, who?
Hhahahah ummm no not all. I would like to think I'm the Stamos of the group without a doubt. I have a great voice but cant hit the high notes. I have pretty damn good flow with the hair so thats hot. Also we can all agree ( and have agreed) that im just a good looking guy, and stamos is as good as it gets. However one thing i gotta add is that i have great jokes and im a pretty hilar guy so yeah. No doubt ill go with stmos with a little matthew mcconaughey oh yeah
Uncle Jesse?
12) What has been the single best moment for you in this current version of BBS? The worst?
Damn this version of BBS ? LOL ummmm really havent had it to be honest but if i need to pick the best i guess it would be when my friend Aaron was in the league and we would talk about it a little bit LOL that was good times. Ummm the worst would have to be Spence stepping down at that point i honestly thought that the league was over and it was so sad. Thankfully marty stepped up so thats awesome. Sucks that spence had to step down tho... he is just a cool cat.
13) Now 100% removed from the Deron/Bogut for CP3 trade, how do you look back on it?
I mean it was a bad trade without a doubt. Deron is the better PG but i lked cp3 a ton. I think i didn't realized how great Deron was until i lost him so that blows LOL. At that point i was soooo bored that i just wanted to see different names on my roster LOL the trade didn't make any sense whatsoever so it was whatever. Bogut is also pretty awesome so yeah i blew this trade. Classic me getting bored and doing something stupid.
I'm with ya on that one Nanz, I do it all the time.
14) Aside from Shabazz, which draftee do you think has the best chance to become all-league type player. Who looks like a bust waiting to happen.
Ummmm I havent looked at the draft at all LOL i know i should have but LOL I think that maybe Smart? With the right RCs and Acs he can become a pretty awesome point guard it seems. Love rebounding point guards so i dig him. Also Mclemore seems to be right on par with Shabazz so he is probably the safer bet. A bust? Well I mean there are a lot of players who will just be solid no real big time busts. You have Steven Adams who broph said is a boom bust so i guess i'll go with him. last time i tried on a very raw player i ended with Favors so LOL yeah pass on that. But who knows maybe i wont LOL (at this point i havent picked yet so LOL YEAH)
15) Who do you think has been the best player in this version of BBS so far? Who has the best chance to surpass him?
Timmy Duncan without a doubt. The guy is still probably the best player in the league right now! He is just so damn good and really has been the best player in this league since we started. So many awards and championships for this guy pretty damn awesome. I would think that Anthony Davis has the best chance because of how good Broph has already made him after his first year. I think with AC and RCs he has the chance to become just as good as Timmy maybe surpass him... though that seems real tough to imagine.
I would definitely agree. And would like to thank Mr. Huertas for taking a moment out of his alcohol soaked day to give us a view inside his weird Mexican mind.