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Post by Treasure Island on Feb 13, 2013 22:23:41 GMT -5
I will sacrifice 5 million and do
Hot 18 year old girl - 18 (Do I really want to be 36 and still single? Na)
Skylight - 2 (Sun is important for everyone, I don't want to look like fucking casper)
Hygiene Products / Jacuzzi 3- (I could do with out the Jacuzzi but yeah I gotta keep clean and healthy)
Personal Doctor Upgraded to Mayo Clinic 3- (If you're not going to have your health, the money will be worthless)
Workout Room w/ the works - 5 (see above, you got to have your health or you'll be dead before your 10 years are up)
Garden w/ a greenhouse - 2 (Looks like I'm sacrificing meat and becoming a vegan, why not for 5 million dollars I would)
Satellite Radio 2 - (Assume this comes with something that allows you to actually listen to it ?Gotta listen to my BPM and Electric Areas or I'd kill myself)
Gun with 3 bullets 1 - Gotta kill the bitch after the 10 years so I ain't gotta split the 5 mill.
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Post by Treasure Island on Feb 13, 2013 22:24:24 GMT -5
#yolo
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Post by Treasure Island on Feb 13, 2013 22:25:52 GMT -5
Some of this shit is redundant. Why the hell do I have a gourmet chef when I have access to everything? If you can't cook or are a horrible cook, what does it matter that you have "access to everything?" You better hope that you or that 18yo bitch know how to cook or your fucked. |
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Post by Treasure Island on Feb 13, 2013 22:31:19 GMT -5
Why would somone want an HD camera if you're trapped in a basement for 10 years? Besides filming a 10 year long porno there isn't much use for it "10 years 10 million dollars" The Documentary Paramount Studios has bought the rights to 10 years 10 million dollars the documentary for $5 million dollars! |
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Post by Treasure Island on Feb 13, 2013 22:32:01 GMT -5
basically if your a girl... this is so much easier... dont need an 18 yr old girl, and dont need to workout.... yeah you don't need to work out for 10 years you'll be in great shape when you get out! |
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Post by Treasure Island on Feb 13, 2013 22:34:12 GMT -5
I will sacrifice 5 million and do Hot 18 year old girl - 18 (Do I really want to be 36 and still single? Na) Skylight - 2 (Sun is important for everyone, I don't want to look like fucking casper) Hygiene Products / Jacuzzi 3- (I could do with out the Jacuzzi but yeah I gotta keep clean and healthy) Personal Doctor Upgraded to Mayo Clinic 3- (If you're not going to have your health, the money will be worthless) Workout Room w/ the works - 5 (see above, you got to have your health or you'll be dead before your 10 years are up) Garden w/ a greenhouse - 2 (Looks like I'm sacrificing meat and becoming a vegan, why not for 5 million dollars I would) Satellite Radio 2 - (Assume this comes with something that allows you to actually listen to it ?Gotta listen to my BPM and Electric Areas or I'd kill myself) Gun with 3 bullets 1 - Gotta kill the bitch after the 10 years so I ain't gotta split the 5 mill. Mine's the best btw it never specifies that the 18 year old girl cannot leave the basement therefore she will be able to get items for you and/or communicate with the outside world. No need for a TV or Internet with Satellite radio... you can keep up with news and the outside world with the news shows on satellite radio. Yeeee where do i sign up? |
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Post by steve on Feb 13, 2013 23:35:34 GMT -5
Gun with 3 bullets 1 - Gotta kill the bitch after the 10 years so I ain't gotta split the 5 mill.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2013 23:55:16 GMT -5
fuck that girl....I got my hand. No need for that bitch.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 0:00:16 GMT -5
5 mil to bring my totalpoints to 35mil
Skylight - 2 points
all video games 4 points
Full Kitchen 6 points
Library and Study - 4 points
Workout Room 5 points
Medical care and upgrade 3 points
Tv with cable 7 points
hygiene products 3 points
pool table 1 point
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Post by I'm Different on Feb 14, 2013 0:19:27 GMT -5
Girl 18
Skylight 2
Full kitchen 6
TV 7
Doctor 2
Easy
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 0:24:06 GMT -5
Girl 18 Skylight 2 Full kitchen 6 TV 7 Doctor 2 Easy lol, so your dirty ass is gonna rape her? No way in hell she fuck a dirty ass dude with no hygiene |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 0:25:11 GMT -5
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Post by I'm Different on Feb 14, 2013 0:27:38 GMT -5
Girl 18 Skylight 2 Full kitchen 6 TV 7 Doctor 2 Easy lol, so your dirty ass is gonna rape her? No way in hell she fuck a dirty ass dude with no hygiene if she wants that dough she will. lol |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 0:28:18 GMT -5
lmaoooooooooooooooo
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Post by ellbee on Feb 14, 2013 18:24:16 GMT -5
Gotta listen to my BPM and Electric Areas or I'd kill myself best quote on this thread. |
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Post by repole on Feb 14, 2013 23:19:06 GMT -5
Not like if you don't pick the hygiene shit you end up a dirty slob, you still have a shower. I mean you won't have nice smelling soaps and shit, but oh well?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 23:58:55 GMT -5
^true good point
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Post by Broph on Feb 15, 2013 0:23:07 GMT -5
Easily 18yrold Booze Tobacco HD Camera pig just starved to death |
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Post by Broph on Feb 15, 2013 0:24:54 GMT -5
Internet is way too expensive for not being able to stream/download anything
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Post by rcc on Feb 15, 2013 7:56:50 GMT -5
Can I get a semi-attractive 36 yr old for 8 points?
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