GM's We've Lost Vol 1.
Nov 2, 2012 14:13:25 GMT -5
Post by Pig34Asaurusrex on Nov 2, 2012 14:13:25 GMT -5
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It is only in the nature of the business that GM's come and go in this world we called BBS. However, even when GM's take that lonely path to the Ex-GM title underneath their avatar their legacy still breathes on with the days and years to come. Here is Volume 1 of "Those GM's We've Lost The Years."
A2J -
Thing Most Known For - Going AWOL in BBS only to come back one month later to tell everyone he got stabbed in an alleyway
Ahh one of my personal favorites. The other Aaron from Toronto whose tails of sex, alcohol and debauchery were ones I could only dream about ever experiencing. And although that was what probably ultimately led to his shanking his stories were tremendously awesome that it might of been well worth it in the end. Canada's health care policy for the win, eh?
AIGATDULA -
Thing Most Known For - Having Lunch with Lumley in the Phillipines
Really thought for a while this was CC's alterego. Equally annoying with posts, and never having any orignal thoughts after his obsessive NBA 2k6 addiction I really believed that CC was to AIGATDULA as Hulk Hogan was to Mr. America. Guy also was a pain in the ass when ever he used the glitch switch on me in NBA 2k6.
GALO -
Thing Most Known For- (Tie) Writing the best article in BBS History (Which Rapper Are You), being CY'd every other cycle.
Ahh yes the big friendly giant Galo. Really was a great guy eventhough I am still bitter about his reluctancy to set me up with any of his sisters I am happy to say that according to Facebook Galo has a girlfriend and sells insurance as part of the Pesantes Insurance Agency. Galo won a couple championships in BBS 2 and then quickly became BBS's Steve Francis equivalent basically doing absolutley nothing. It was like someone Space Jammed his GM skills.
Will Clapton -
Thing Most Known For - Being a douche.
Well if it isn't my favorite narcisstic pedant Mr. Clapton. The figurehead of the NBN coalition during the infamous NBN vs BBS wars at the beginning of BBS 2, Mr. Clapton was the leader of the NBN alliance in the clash which most resembled the WCW vs the WWF clashes of old. Constantly ripping on Martinez and Haberman, Clapton loved to show that he had great grasp of English rhetoric while continuing to be a smug (choice word). Although there is some positive to Clapton's arrival as he did bring some GM's we love and admire to the BBS ranks some of which still are with us today.
Bill (Bender) Bendernagel -
Thing Most Known For: Paragraph Articles using the pen name "Mookie Blaylock" for the Atlanta Tribune.
Bill Bendernagel was no Bill Shakesphere with his CC esque type articles, nor was he ever a good GM, but this good Long Island boy with a big heart sure brought a "LULZ" and a "ROFL" every once in a while. One of David Krupinski's cronies from the fine institute of St. Johns, Bender had a penchant for drunk dialing me my senior year of high school while boasting the copious ammounts of Narragansett tall boys him and his "bros." Bender also was the figurehead for some of the best wrestling analogies in BBS history setting the example for GM's such as Andy to lead the way.
Jeremy -
Thing Best Known For: Trying to pass off a Google Image of a Rashard Lewis Fleet Card as a Signature
Things were bad for Jeremy as soon as he set foot in the pantheon of basketball simulation as he was immediatley cast out as a reject or leperous. Known for pretty much everything vile, Jeremy always stood out like a sore thumb and probably cried everynight to the mother he still was living with due to Martinez's consistant hazing. Unlike Bendernagel, Jeremy was a David Krupinski minion who spent time as a Harry Potter stunt double when he wasn't being trolled on a daily basis.
David "Lumley" Byron -
Thing Most Known For - (Tie) Calling Spencer at work and sounding like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, being the victim of numerous of phone calls from New Canaan High School during Triple Lunch.
Sleep is considered by most to be absolutley vital part of your health. However, when it came to Lumley sleep needed to be sacrficed in order to have a healthy BBS standing. GM's use to pound up on Monsters in order to keep up with Lumley's odd sleeping hours, staying up into the wee morning of the hours in trying to rip him off for Brandon Roy. BBS's resident Verizon guru, Byron was well known into scaring Aaron Haberman when he found out his mothers name through phone records. The heavyweight champion of the term LOL, Lumley's bizzare stories and AIM prowess make him one we all love in the deepest parts of our heart. MAFMAF
So there we leave you with Volume 1. Volume 2 will never be written probably but if it does you'll see the likes of Jordan Ebener, "Big" Matt Perkins and the infamous David "Krupimpski" Krupinski. For all of us at Swine TV I bid you adieu and have a wonderful weekend.
It is only in the nature of the business that GM's come and go in this world we called BBS. However, even when GM's take that lonely path to the Ex-GM title underneath their avatar their legacy still breathes on with the days and years to come. Here is Volume 1 of "Those GM's We've Lost The Years."
A2J -
Thing Most Known For - Going AWOL in BBS only to come back one month later to tell everyone he got stabbed in an alleyway
Ahh one of my personal favorites. The other Aaron from Toronto whose tails of sex, alcohol and debauchery were ones I could only dream about ever experiencing. And although that was what probably ultimately led to his shanking his stories were tremendously awesome that it might of been well worth it in the end. Canada's health care policy for the win, eh?
AIGATDULA -
Thing Most Known For - Having Lunch with Lumley in the Phillipines
Really thought for a while this was CC's alterego. Equally annoying with posts, and never having any orignal thoughts after his obsessive NBA 2k6 addiction I really believed that CC was to AIGATDULA as Hulk Hogan was to Mr. America. Guy also was a pain in the ass when ever he used the glitch switch on me in NBA 2k6.
GALO -
Thing Most Known For- (Tie) Writing the best article in BBS History (Which Rapper Are You), being CY'd every other cycle.
Ahh yes the big friendly giant Galo. Really was a great guy eventhough I am still bitter about his reluctancy to set me up with any of his sisters I am happy to say that according to Facebook Galo has a girlfriend and sells insurance as part of the Pesantes Insurance Agency. Galo won a couple championships in BBS 2 and then quickly became BBS's Steve Francis equivalent basically doing absolutley nothing. It was like someone Space Jammed his GM skills.
Will Clapton -
Thing Most Known For - Being a douche.
Well if it isn't my favorite narcisstic pedant Mr. Clapton. The figurehead of the NBN coalition during the infamous NBN vs BBS wars at the beginning of BBS 2, Mr. Clapton was the leader of the NBN alliance in the clash which most resembled the WCW vs the WWF clashes of old. Constantly ripping on Martinez and Haberman, Clapton loved to show that he had great grasp of English rhetoric while continuing to be a smug (choice word). Although there is some positive to Clapton's arrival as he did bring some GM's we love and admire to the BBS ranks some of which still are with us today.
Bill (Bender) Bendernagel -
Thing Most Known For: Paragraph Articles using the pen name "Mookie Blaylock" for the Atlanta Tribune.
Bill Bendernagel was no Bill Shakesphere with his CC esque type articles, nor was he ever a good GM, but this good Long Island boy with a big heart sure brought a "LULZ" and a "ROFL" every once in a while. One of David Krupinski's cronies from the fine institute of St. Johns, Bender had a penchant for drunk dialing me my senior year of high school while boasting the copious ammounts of Narragansett tall boys him and his "bros." Bender also was the figurehead for some of the best wrestling analogies in BBS history setting the example for GM's such as Andy to lead the way.
Jeremy -
Thing Best Known For: Trying to pass off a Google Image of a Rashard Lewis Fleet Card as a Signature
Things were bad for Jeremy as soon as he set foot in the pantheon of basketball simulation as he was immediatley cast out as a reject or leperous. Known for pretty much everything vile, Jeremy always stood out like a sore thumb and probably cried everynight to the mother he still was living with due to Martinez's consistant hazing. Unlike Bendernagel, Jeremy was a David Krupinski minion who spent time as a Harry Potter stunt double when he wasn't being trolled on a daily basis.
David "Lumley" Byron -
Thing Most Known For - (Tie) Calling Spencer at work and sounding like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, being the victim of numerous of phone calls from New Canaan High School during Triple Lunch.
Sleep is considered by most to be absolutley vital part of your health. However, when it came to Lumley sleep needed to be sacrficed in order to have a healthy BBS standing. GM's use to pound up on Monsters in order to keep up with Lumley's odd sleeping hours, staying up into the wee morning of the hours in trying to rip him off for Brandon Roy. BBS's resident Verizon guru, Byron was well known into scaring Aaron Haberman when he found out his mothers name through phone records. The heavyweight champion of the term LOL, Lumley's bizzare stories and AIM prowess make him one we all love in the deepest parts of our heart. MAFMAF
So there we leave you with Volume 1. Volume 2 will never be written probably but if it does you'll see the likes of Jordan Ebener, "Big" Matt Perkins and the infamous David "Krupimpski" Krupinski. For all of us at Swine TV I bid you adieu and have a wonderful weekend.
